So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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