Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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