"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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