So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
