return my video game
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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