You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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