im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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