Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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