I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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