Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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