Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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