i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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