i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Randomize
