mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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