He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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