That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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