3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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