i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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