Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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