so explain again why im purple
no
what day is it and did you see me today?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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