I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
