I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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