Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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