But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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