i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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