OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
