Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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