I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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