If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
me + whiskey = a bad person
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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