I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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