Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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