When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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