I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm just crazy horny about you
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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