You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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