we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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