I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
