it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
tell me about the fingering
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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