i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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