K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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