Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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