"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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