Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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