People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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