I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Randomize
