I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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