just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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