So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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