I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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