I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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