we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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